April Surprise *Contest*

Hillary has had a surprise a day or two before each recent major primary.

For one, she cried.
For another, she bragged about "throwing the kitchen sink."
For another, there were NAFTA leaks, which may - or may not - have been orchestrated by Hillary Clinton's supporters.

What will be Hillary's April Surprise?

Contest entries will be published in Americans-Away-From-Home.  And perhaps we'll find a suitable prize!

Here's the first suggestion for what Hillary's April Surprise might be:

"I think her surprise will be endorsing McCain."

What's your guess?

Carole

Comments

Whatever it is

Whatever it is it will be dirty and probably will be two-faced.

April Surprise!

Hillary comes out and tells people she and Bill are the same person! So all that experiance she was talking about was true! Bill never existed, she pulled a Merchant of Venice and adopted a male persona to get into office dominated by a "boys club" First lady Hillary was a robot/clone and her daughter was a hired actress! ---- She challenges Barack Obama to a Steel Cage 2 outta 3 falls wrestling match, no holds barred for the nomination and gets a win with the brass knuckles. ------ She tries to pander to the african-american community by promising Bill Cosby will be her secretary of jello relations. ------- To top the Barack Obama getting an endorsement from "The Boss" Bruce Springstein, she will claim an endorsement from Bob Dylan. When going to Dylan for comment, Dylan responds "I've said a lot of crazy things when I was high..." -------- Danny Donovan Impulse545@aol.com

Love child

I predict Hillary will claim Obama is her secret love child and she will appeal to mothers across America by saying "Look what a Mom has to put up with...", Chelsea will say "Yo, bruv...", and Bill will say "You what?"

We have a winner!

Who would have guessed it? The winner is: - - - HILLARY CLINTON - - - On the day before a crucial primary vote she spreads an outright lie about Obama with no time for him to get a fact-check publicised. Now where have we seen that tactic before????? Her lie this time? That Obama will impose a $900 "hidden tax" for medical insurance. It's a lie. It's a stinking lie and she knows it. And she has used automated phone calls to Pennsylvania voters to spread that lie. Doesn't it make you proud to be a Democrat? (That's what Brits call irony)

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